(We cut and kill flowers, because they are beautiful, but at the same time, we cut and kill their own kind, because they do not like us)
Prelude
In general, recently I had a discussion on the topic of, What to give the girls on different occasions, whether 8 March or any Housewarming, her birthday Kitty cat or something else. Most people do not care, they are going to give, because it is a habit, because every year there is one and the same. Usually, All have become accustomed to getting all sorts of ties, shaving foam and every perfume delusional, special, if you perfume gives your girl, then just do not use this acid mixture, because the, if you appreciate your girl (not that, my), it will give you the most disgusting smell perfume, because these snakes are cunning and clever, they do not want, to your subtle scent of perfume stuck to other females (or males, that true now). And today I had been run over on that, I arrived to meet the girl of his frendzony essentially empty-handed, “а ведь мог подарить цветы! Everyone loves flowers!”, – конец цитаты. I immediately dismissed from these stereotypes, and he justified his own philosophy on the use of flowers as gifts for the girls and offered more original gifts, which were immediately refuted by the other party under the influence of stereotypes.
Flowers and philosophy
Really, I have my own philosophy in relation to the use of colors in the form of gifts; simply put, it is treated as: “Цветы есть живые существа, and each kill living beings must be justified by something more compelling, чем просто дурацкий праздник”. I.e, If all the same have decided to give someone flowers, make sure, that their recipient really worth it, to several colors laid down their lives for it (or for him, хотя вот тут я уже не уверен 🙂 ). And part of my philosophy is, that for every dead (given) flower should pay a part of yourself, and even if you are crazy in love with someone, it does not mean, что ваш “крэш” того заслуживает, because it can be a complete nonentity and soulless beast, who will never understand, for you loved it all, and that this feeling at all. So what's all the same to give the girls on every occasion, If you can not come empty-handed, colors and they do not deserve?
Original gift ideas and the world of stereotypes
Our world is completely exposed to stereotypes, and they, who do not recognize stereotypes and tearing templates, unfortunately, They are in the minority, therefore they do not have a chance to create something, не получив при этом фидбека от окружающих в их “стереонаушниках”. I had been offered the idea to give a bra or a thread of another object, which is against the rules to give stereotypical society, so to speak, go beyond what is permitted and true, руководствуясь “Кредо ассасинов”: “Ничто не истинно, все дозволено”. but, as expected, люди в “наушниках” встретили меня бросками камней осуждения, sounding like this: “Это же пошло!” или “Ты что, gone crazy?” или “Бюстгальтеры можно дарить, Only if it's your girl!”. Лично я не занимаюсь ежедневными просмотрами телевизора и на уроках “этики” всегда занимался чем-то более важным, eg, solve problems in algebra, or painted in a notebook any dregs, поэтому фразу “лифчики не дарят” я, apparently, a deaf ear. What do I think about this? But who ever said it! Why is it we have to listen to his opinion, if we do not have a?
Let's imagine the following situation: Вы – мужчина, rich and successful, but not yet married. And now you have organized themselves a party in honor of his birthday, called friends, as they called friends of friends, and friends of friends called their friends and girlfriends. And then it's time to unpack gifts, You sit down in a chair and start one by one to open the gifts your guests, bought in a hurry somewhere on the way to you, perhaps, even in one shop. And here you are deploying these ties, colognes and syringes for heroin, one after another, while making a surprised face, if you have never seen such, and then bam, and you come across a box under the arms, in which some or vibrator faloimitator, or any panties thong. And what will happen? Well, there are several options: if you are the same person, который не снимает свою “стерео”-аппаратуру с себя, it infuriate you specifically, if you make a hint of your loneliness or just want to laugh at you. Then once you find it, who gave it, and look at him disapproving glance, and then ask them to leave, basically, this is true, because in this case you do not deserve this kind of attention that person, and especially his friendship, and, so, лучше всего – отпустить его туда, where his personality and will understand, иными словами – подальше от Вашего скудного окружения, that includes you and themselves.
But there is another outcome of events: оригинальный подарок вызовет у вас разные чувства – сначала обиду, then contempt, and then you say to yourself: “Черт возьми, it's super original! And the funny to the same!”. And if the gift was made by a woman, the general need to expel all, but her and spend more of your time to get acquainted with it, which can easily lead you to such an outcome, when you have to exchange rings, and through the years 10 with debility person to tell your young children invented a story about, how you met their mother somewhere at a party, or just on the Internet, and then exchange glances glances with his wife and smile to each other in response to, as if speaking to himself,: “Да-да! Я тоже помню нашу настоящую историю знакомства…”. And generally speaking, when viewed objectively, then how should see the view, you gave masturbator with a hint: “Тебе бы пора прекратить быть одному и найти девушку”, and not with a hint: “Наслаждайся, and in what does not Withhold!”? When we are presented with shaving foam, это не означает “эй, you'd shaved that Lee, оброс как не знаю кто”. So that, all a matter of habit and the common reaction to events.
Outcome
So we did a little research, and now you know, что подарить девушке бюстгальтер – это совершенно нормальное явление, just not yet recognized by the Company, as such. Also, you will be helpful to know the size of her breasts, or hone your skills on determining the size of the eye. Let's break this time a couple of patterns and give girls genuine original gifts! Also, Flowers will remain in place, and your karma too.
